We love car shows. You turn up, oggle sexy cars, learn a bit more about what you like and what you don’t like, and go home!

Here’s our brief ‘What’s Hot and What’s Not’ summary of the Wadebridge Wheels 2015 Classic Car Show:

HOT

It’s a Volvo saloon. It’s got whitewalls. What’s not to like about that?!

It’s a roaring V8. It’s subtle. It’s affordable. It’s outrageous.

It’s an early Capri, which is the only one you’re allowed to have… According to us, that is

NOT

It’s a Rover. It’s got pearlescent paint. It’s got a sign in the window saying ‘Open to offers’. We considered making a cash offer, but bought two flat whites from our friend in the Land Rover Coffee Van instead.

We love an Escort Cosworth, that’s no secret… But those wheels?? Come on, please, show some respect, it’s not 1995 anymore.

One Subaru is fine. Two is ok. Three is too many. Especially if they’re all the same colour. Sorry, Scooby fans, we know they’re fast, and 4×4, and they handle well, but at Good Shout Media we think they’re just a bit ‘meh’.